Total Medals Earned: 851 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,280 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 15/42 (135/485 points)
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Rake the rocks
Find the secret in the gnome.
Whack some weeds!
Grow something
Find Sneaky!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/55 points)
Scored 5 points.
Scored 25 points.
Scored 50 points.
Scored 75 points.
Scored 100 points.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
That's gotta hurt!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (385/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.